There are just some people who find their way into the crawl space in your heart and squat there. I am not really sure how they find their way inside. But they do and they never ask permission to stay. People like The Heartbreaker just set up camp and live there in your absence, occasionally [...] Read More…
I’ve come to discover that men and women have different interpretations of the word ‘soon.’ Apparently for men, soon can mean anytime between tomorrow and the end of next fiscal year, while for women, soon is anytime within the next 48 hours. Now it’s been days since I heard “I’ll see you soon,” from the [...] Read More…
So. Things with The Heartbreaker escalated from friendly chatting and reflecting on the past to what could potentially be something more. But it’s as though I’ve been waiting in line at the amusement park for a ride everyone keeps talking about. Only it’s taken so long to get to the front, now I’m strapped in [...] Read More…
Three months later and we were face to face and freezing on the sidewalk again. I’ve been here before with you I thought … eight years ago. Back then I was feeling lost and confused and wondering what we had just spent 5 hours fighting about. This time there was no arguing, just a passing [...] Read More…
he’s back It’s a good thing I never officially filed The Heartbreaker in the Missed Targets category. It makes much less work for me now since I don’t have to file all the paperwork required to reactivate his case. As you may have gathered, The Heartbreaker is back. All it took was one email, a [...] Read More…
I know what you’re thinking: she’s going to yell at me again for outing her to all of her targets. I won’t. Really. I’m not even mad anymore. But I have done a little housecleaning. After standing him up last week and again Tuesday, I can say things have cooled with The Runner Guy. [...] Read More…
I seem to have fallen off the wagon. It’s been more than two weeks and I haven’t spotted a single target. And what is even more alarming is the fact that I don’t really care. I’m linking my waning interest to the extended lag time between sightings. I halfheartedly looked for Chestnut Street while [...] Read More…
I am only going to ask this once. Did someone tip off all of my targets? Seriously. Who directed them to the site? I can only assume there is a mole in the midst because I haven’t spotted any of my boyfriends in at least a week. This is upsetting and disturbing – especially [...] Read More…
I thought I should probably provide you all with an update on my adorable stalking of The Heartbreaker. Especially considering that I stopped about a week ago. Maybe we need to start a category for failed stalkings called Missed Targets? Anyhow, after several text exchanges, unfulfilled invitations to hang out, and an overall disappointment [...] Read More…
last post. for now. Major breakthrough to report. Actually talked on the phone to The Heartbreaker. For a long time. There was laughing. And more laughing. And sharing of personal information. So I am officially no longer going to stalk him or at least write about it. It just feels wrong. Besides, he may actually [...] Read More…