The Adorable Stalkers

I don’t know what made me think of Yellow Shoes. He hasn’t been in my thoughts for a while but somehow, on this day, I began to entertain the idea of meeting him for a drink. If you recall, we met at a place of mutual interest a few times until becoming “friends” on Facebook. The timing was wrong and nothing ever came of a proper date. Out of curiosity, I thought I would open that gate again and send him a message.

But… WTF. He “unfriended me” — Really? I can understand this act if we went out and I turned out to be a horrible person. I can understand it if we dated and broke up and everyone’s heart got all tangled up in this web of lies and misery. But none of that happened. Seems a bit dramatic, no? Well thank goodness an obvious disaster was averted. What if all that stuff did happen? I’d probably be dead. So thank you Facebook. Thank you for inadvertently helping me dodge a bullet.