After years of tussling with the idea of online dating, a girl friend recently came to terms with the concept. She enlisted me to help write her profile, snap her picture, and upload everything she wants in another human being onto her hard drive and into the ether for all the world to see. I [...] Read More…
One evening not too long ago, I was lamenting to my brother about how I didn’t know if a certain boy liked me. I was three minutes into the back story when he cut me off. You see, Matty is not one for sitting through other people’s stories. Especially when he can already figure out [...] Read More…
We have a policy here at The Adorable Stalkers: You do not stalk married or taken men. Ever. While it’s normal to occasionally develop feelings for someone who is unavailable, it’s flat out trashy and desperate to actually pursue them. And more so, to pursue them in the public forum – whether on a somewhat [...] Read More…
I am not really a feminist. I like boys who hold doors, can change a tire on my Subaru, know how to use a shovel, and who I absolutely can’t benchpress. I like boys who think I’m smart. And attractive. However, I am an equalist. I believe everyone deserves a fair shot in life – [...] Read More…
Boy: She broke it off. She just said I’m a really good guy and she just didn’t feel that ‘spark.’ What’s wrong with you people – why can’t you be man enough to provide a more specific reason? What I thought: When someone asks, “Why don’t you want to be with me?” you never tell [...] Read More…
When you have your sights on someone it’s normal to find yourself daydreaming about chance encounters with them. You fantasize about bumping into each other on street corners. In the grocery store. Your local coffee shop. And, of course, your doorstep. Well this almost never happens. That would be too perfect. The reverse occurs once [...] Read More…