Category Archive Missed Target

Yellow Shoes – 10:45pm

I don’t know what made me think of Yellow Shoes. He hasn’t been in my thoughts for a while but somehow, on this day, I began to entertain the idea of meeting him for a drink. If you recall, we met at a place of mutual interest a few times until becoming “friends” on Facebook. [...] Read More…

Missed Target : The Fairytale Guy

I’m not sure which is worse: Finding out you may have lost out on your dream apartment or discovering your dream guy got hitched over the weekend. All I can say for certain is that they both sting – a lot. After talking with one of the real estate agents handling the property and learning, [...] Read More…

Missed Target : The Pianist

I knew this would happen. I was just getting over last month’s late night episode in which The Pianist and his buddies spent the duration of the 3am hour yelling obscenities at each other when he finally pushed me over the edge. Was it another spate of alcohol fueled arguments? Did he suddenly revert to [...] Read More…

Missed Target: The New Guy

  The New Guy is not only adorable, but also (as just discovered) married. And that, my friends, is that as I do not (or at least try not) to stalk married men. I’m not quite sure how I missed it before, but a ring on *that* finger indicates one thing and one thing only. Damn! Read More…